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( previously )

unless you plan on handcuffing us together?

think that would make some things more difficult.

are you saying you're not up to the challenge?

i'm saying i don't think that's what you had in mind.

between the two of us, silver bracelets suit you better

damn, you callin me a criminal?

depends, have you been bad?

been on my best behavior all day long.

define your 'best'

didn't kill anyone.

Gee, what a saint.

hey, if you wanted an angel, you would've found one.

( previously )

nope. never. two peas in a pod since day one.

[ except for the part where they definitely didn't get along at all. ]

I still can't believe you pulled the bat on me in the first week...

and I'd do it again.

No!!!
Boyfriend privilege!
I'm invoking my boyfriend privilege!!

you're really milking that title for everything it's worth.

It's not really something I thought I'd ever get to flaunt, so.

yet somehow it still comes so naturally to you.

...All thanks to you.

You can't sweet talk your way out of everything, you know.

[ only most of them. ]

That's what bribing you with food is for.

you're shameless.

And yet here you are.

must be doing something right.

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